Men need your help.

Left unattended, men often spiral into disarray: neglected hygiene, existential bewilderment in the absence of screen-based stimuli, and futile attempts to replicate “cooking” via charred offerings. Their true vulnerability lies in emotional and psychological atrophy. Many display symptoms of “learned helplessness,” relying entirely on external guidance for problem-solving, emotional regulation, and the maintenance of basic circadian rhythms.

Be somebody's hero. Adopt a rescue man.

* More types of guys coming soon.